Lying to Your Customers

I free­lance, and I work from home. A lot of peo­ple work from home these days, and many try to hide that fact, putting on an image that’s big­ger than they are by using a vari­ety of tech­niques, such as con­tin­u­ally refer­ring to your com­pany as “we” when there’s really only an “I”. Now, there’s image-building, and then there’s lying to your cus­tomers. When I was more directly engaged in con­sult­ing on mar­ket­ing efforts for web­sites and so forth, I used to tell peo­ple straight out, “don’t lie to your cus­tomers.” It’s my con­tention that this is gen­er­ally bad busi­ness prac­tice… isn’t it axiomatic that you’ll end up build­ing lies to main­tain the one you started out with? That’s what I first thought when I read that fake office noise boosts cred­i­bil­ity, and now you can buy a sound­track with back­ground noise so peo­ple think you’re in an office. I guess you’re sup­posed to hit the “play” but­ton before you answer the phone each time, because the lack of office noise is one of the main ben­e­fits of work­ing at home in the first place.

I sup­pose this is the new ver­sion of “fake it ’till you make it,” a strat­egy of which I’m not a fan. If you can’t be cred­i­ble work­ing from home, then the gen­eral trend nowa­days is that a lot less peo­ple are cred­i­ble, and some that are must find them­selves wish­ing they weren’t. I don’t buy it. We’ve become accus­tomed to call­ing peo­ple on their mobile num­bers and find­ing them stuck in traf­fic, on an ele­va­tor, in a restau­rant, and yes, sit­ting at home on the back deck. If they weren’t avail­able for a busi­ness call, they wouldn’t answer, so we’re no longer dis­turb­ing them if they’re at home. I take busi­ness calls on my mobile num­ber, and if the loca­tion is noisy, I just move, whether it’s the kids or whether the squir­rel in my back yard won’t stop chat­ter­ing, I can always retreat to the study for the sake of cour­tesy… nobody really wants to hear that back­ground noise either.  But still, why try to hide the fact you work at home?  Check your moti­va­tions on this one to be sure they’re sound.

Again I say, don’t lie to your cus­tomers. When they even­tu­ally find out you work at home, they can only won­der what else you lied about. You don’t have to lead with the infor­ma­tion, but don’t hide it, it’ll only come back to haunt you in the end.