- BREAKING: Santa Claus found stabbed to death in North Pole home. Police releasing few details but say #2016 is wanted for questioning. 09:29:07, 2016-12-19
- Dear 2016: It's over! @CNN https://t.co/dERzGICTF1 16:47:19, 2016-12-19
- I tried being a door-to-door doorknob salesman once, but my best prospects couldn't let me in. 17:40:21, 2016-12-21
- RT @beckdiane: "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
– Douglas Adams 19:22:22, 2016-12-21
- RT @ChrisDca: Telecom Regulator Declares Broadband Internet a Basic Service, Like Telephone https://t.co/SMNMjL97TA 19:48:40, 2016-12-21
- I'm at Barn Hammer Brewing Company – @barnhammerbeer in Winnipeg, Manitoba https://t.co/26Cdr6BJcn 17:11:23, 2016-12-22