Slogans You May Not Hear

Taser Call me cyn­i­cal, say I’m in a snarky frame of mind. What­ever. I was just think­ing about the con­tro­versy over the use of Tasers in the news, and think­ing that the Taser Cor­po­ra­tion might be due for some good PR pretty soon.  Maybe peo­ple who love their Tasers will form a lobby, like those who love their guns. I’m inclined to sug­gest a good slo­gan for the Taser Lobby’s inevitable bumper-sticker cam­paign, some­thing like “Tasers don’t kill peo­ple. Cops kill peo­ple.” But again, maybe it’s just my frame of mind or off­beat sense of humour.