This Week in Tweetsville (for the week ended May 21, 2020)

#6 all day long. https://t.co/iKejhZmg1u 08:09:36, 2020-05-16
RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won. 08:10:20, 2020-05-16
@mikewhitmore Facebook: hold my beer. in reply to mikewhitmore 08:24:01, 2020-05-16
@MsBehavior https://t.co/xI7b0pDZV8 in reply to MsBehavior 21:16:03, 2020-05-16
@AndrewScheer Your salary is still the bigger taxpayer letdown. in reply to AndrewScheer 10:27:26, 2020-05-17
@thehill You gotta know this is a Republican campaign tactic. You gotta know, if this is going to be about mudsling… https://t.co/ibmZPs9Vot in reply to thehill 12:57:01, 2020-05-20
RT @RodSalm: from @100pcthd Zoom tip of the week: at the end of your call with a client, make sure you are recording, and then ask them ho… 12:58:26, 2020-05-20

This Week in Tweetsville (for the week ended May 14, 2020)

@stungeye Implication: "gentle" died around the time colour film became affordable and gained popularity. in reply to stungeye 11:07:56, 2020-05-08
The man feeding a remote Alaska town with a Costco card and a ship https://t.co/QeVrzcJB77 23:54:20, 2020-05-08
@thomaskaine5 @mmarginet Absolutely we are in reply to thomaskaine5 19:53:53, 2020-05-09
So that's why Andrew Scheer keeps up his citizenship!
Dual Canadian-U.S. citizens qualify for Trump's COVID-19 eme… https://t.co/Ik1e7Uy7ZV 17:05:30, 2020-05-10
@DoubleEmMartin First the Panama Canal, then the 1950 flood, and now this! in reply to DoubleEmMartin 19:12:33, 2020-05-10
Best. Hop. Ever. https://t.co/yfYoGj1kc3 19:21:13, 2020-05-10
@thehill The federal government is poorly managed, maybe taxpayers should refuse to bail them out? in reply to thehill 19:42:02, 2020-05-10

@ThatEricAlper Bat out of Hell, just to be safe. in reply to ThatEricAlper 02:20:03, 2020-05-01
Some neighbour you guys turned out to be. You're paying for the wall. https://t.co/1XyAUMFiPB 02:28:15, 2020-05-01
@pjohanneson I had it on speed dial on my Motorola cell phone… before cell phones had clocks. in reply to pjohanneson 10:12:32, 2020-05-01
RT @BuckWoodyMSFT: We should only allow fencing to reopen for sports. It reinforces a good social message:
1. All Athletes in Masks
2. A… 10:22:07, 2020-05-01
I'm not sure if this is the exact moment it happened, but heavily armed protestors occupying a state legislature &… https://t.co/nfEWnmiNTP 12:58:35, 2020-05-01
Oh, Lotus 123, what have you wrought? https://t.co/5SVzqHY8rl 13:05:40, 2020-05-01

@ianmcc Is the gif one of the better ones? in reply to ianmcc 13:53:31, 2020-04-24
RT @DeanxRiley: https://t.co/PpJK3QNaxY 13:58:12, 2020-04-24
RT @DothTheDoth: The world is a vast hellscape right now, but remember, the mandarin word for “penguin” literally translates to “business g… 14:01:43, 2020-04-24
This may be more of a Facebook question, but where do you go to report yourself safe from POTUS' daily briefing? 16:54:11, 2020-04-24
@OlyBackstrom Time travel may not be possible, but AB is investing in technology that ensures at least it won't mov… https://t.co/xSgTajMhMr in reply to OlyBackstrom 19:14:30, 2020-04-24
@CaityMacG Is it too early to start lining up? in reply to CaityMacG 19:20:48, 2020-04-24

Great piece, deftly dealt. @bkives is the master of the Manitoba Simile. https://t.co/JCXvv7l1ph 11:05:32, 2020-04-17
WashPo is *wrong,* citing article from only Canadian region where Trudeau can do no right. AB does *not* represent… https://t.co/MY1iRX9i4P 12:54:02, 2020-04-17
RT @bkives: More recovered #covid19 patients than active cases for the first time in Manitoba!
#cbcmb 18:31:32, 2020-04-17
The movie remake we need for for the year of COVID.
https://t.co/PytqM6JYDC 20:10:37, 2020-04-17
RT @RBReich: So let me get this straight: Jeff Bezos has grown his fortune by $24,000,000,000 during this pandemic, but he still can't affo… 11:45:21, 2020-04-18
@laurenrachel04 Canada vs Andrew Scheer https://t.co/6lQHmAnZDl in reply to laurenrachel04 11:48:10, 2020-04-18

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#yyc #cdnpoli https://t.co/mrfVhazOez 11:12:54, 2020-04-10
RT @davewiner: Apple and Google partner on COVID-19 contact tracing technology. https://t.co/zI52vHKtFh 12:13:50, 2020-04-10
So @LinkedIn has been offering me trial upgrades for years, but every time I go to opt in, they want a credit card,… https://t.co/g92K3fpgrz 12:21:55, 2020-04-10
@northendmc @MarciaJAnderson All I know is that no matter what you do, you don't give up your right to life.
*(I u… https://t.co/QaTTYu08kF in reply to northendmc 12:24:44, 2020-04-10
@Scribulatora @kootenaygreg Classic Monday-AM quarterbacking.
* point this piece out to cons calling CBC partisan:… https://t.co/4suh8S3WxK in reply to Scribulatora 12:44:06, 2020-04-10
@SecondNatureMB @ianmcc @alysonshane @brent_bellamy A limited measure seems to be okay right now, but what concerns… https://t.co/dlCpgSacDN in reply to SecondNatureMB 10:34:25, 2020-04-11

Know what? I don't care if Bill Gates/whoever giving $25Million to good causes is like me giving $30
1st sometimes… https://t.co/vyndX6dF4g 14:04:44, 2020-04-03
RT @jdmaccoby: [Donald Trump, Titanic captain]
1. There is no iceberg
2. We won’t hit the iceberg
3. We barely touched the iceberg
4. Nob… 14:06:12, 2020-04-03
RT @twisteddoodles: Why did the chicken cross the road? https://t.co/57XUAdIbL2 14:22:23, 2020-04-03
#Trump views #coronavirus as a *competition*, but not against the virus.
We see this when he tried to buy exclusiv… https://t.co/AzEpJrF0hz 14:31:57, 2020-04-03
RT @RobertMaguire_: Just few months before the novel coronavirus likely began spreading in Wuhan, the Trump administration ended a program… 14:32:57, 2020-04-03

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