This Week in Tweetsville (for the week ended August 1, 2019)

RT @SethAbramson: (THREAD) Far and away the worst take on Mueller's testimony is that we learned nothing new from it. In fact, the *new* fa… 09:29:39, 2019-07-26
RT @estherschindler: Officer: “I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia.”
Person: “No wait! I can explain everything!” 21:51:29, 2019-07-26
RT @brent_bellamy: @jbrowaty @stefanogrande Are these people not carrying their weapons in the skywalk? City Place? Portage Place? The side… 12:12:00, 2019-07-27
@brent_bellamy @jbrowaty @stefanogrande Absolutely agree this is WAY out of whack. I was at the New York Public Lib… https://t.co/9IaTPni5VE in reply to brent_bellamy 12:14:02, 2019-07-27
RT @StevenReyCristo: @AOC @RepCummings Today, Trump attacked House Dem @RepCummings, calling his district
…”rat and rodent infested” a "… 09:06:12, 2019-07-28

This Week in Tweetsville (for the week ended July 25, 2019)

RT @johniadarola: Maybe we could impeach him before he gets a Congresswoman murdered? 00:31:55, 2019-07-19
Schrodinger's Bird: he's gonna keep trying until the cat is dead. https://t.co/eiYmVoJgeb 10:06:57, 2019-07-19
So I'm just waiting until I'm older to see what I'll look like when I'm older. In other news, I still own the copyr… https://t.co/oK8Bmbyn1V 11:12:01, 2019-07-19
@ThatEricAlper Books, wine, and friendship. Preferably all at once. in reply to ThatEricAlper 16:34:51, 2019-07-19
@OlyBackstrom @ChefAlex Joe's Italian Ice – not a restaurant per se, but… in reply to OlyBackstrom 22:01:28, 2019-07-19
@OlyBackstrom @ChefAlex Sorry no real stand-out restaurants from my last trip there, but I do have a fondness for @inandoutburger 🍔 in reply to OlyBackstrom 22:14:08, 2019-07-19

Trader Joe's has gone too far this time. https://t.co/qVPjBwFMHH 12:18:47, 2019-07-12
RT @peterdaou: THE GREATEST HOPE of the Democratic Party are the young women, particularly women of color, who have reinvigorated it, who h… 15:36:23, 2019-07-13
@bitesizebitcoin Yeah, sure… pair two things nobody understands and leverage them. What could go wrong? in reply to bitesizebitcoin 11:16:24, 2019-07-15
@xorrbit Apparently nothing worth touching down for. ;-) in reply to xorrbit 11:46:30, 2019-07-15
It's true: #nycblackout2019 began just a few hours after I left Manhattan for LGA. I disclaim all responsibility. H… https://t.co/Vb4nc9V42e 12:11:22, 2019-07-15
1) Pedestrians rule. The #winnipeg #PortageAndMain question was always wrong, but #nyc demonstrates it to be absolu… https://t.co/YNtRE02cMi in reply to toderash 12:11:23, 2019-07-15

@MeToddScott In grade 9 I got an award for the most frequent appearances in a denim jacket. It was the highlight of my academic career. in reply to MeToddScott 21:12:11, 2019-06-28
RT @yashar: News: Hero pup saves town from Tornado https://t.co/uFDxBFkXFO 15:14:42, 2019-06-29
Hey Twitter, sorry I've been absent all these many hours. Somebody over on Facebook was wrong, and there was this c… https://t.co/CwSzXP5EWX 16:49:45, 2019-06-29
RT @Jason_Chatfield: Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was just fired from the newspaper for this cartoon. https://t.co/PhpkH5FbcO 09:26:29, 2019-06-30
RT @MrsE0113: Nowhere did I say Open Borders. But this right here:
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/iQvYw6deDv 15:19:19, 2019-07-01
@bjornradstrom You made these??? Recipe please!! Love these things. in reply to bjornradstrom 22:15:31, 2019-07-03

See? Apparently not concentration camps. Concentration camps have soap. And usually some kind of shelter with a pla… https://t.co/60S86myE19 17:11:43, 2019-06-21
Dogs evolved a specific muscle to r raise it's eyebrows at you. IOW, Puppydog eyes are an evolutionary survival mec… https://t.co/yfgW7I1ZUZ 12:08:23, 2019-06-22
#jazzwpg30 13:46:17, 2019-06-23
@bobWP WP Optimize + WP Sweep. Need to do one pass with each, since the functionality doesn't overlap fully. in reply to bobWP 11:34:56, 2019-06-24
RT @MaggieJordanACN: How did we get to where we are today?
By Normalizing the Unthinkable

That’s a process whereby ugly, degrading, murd… 19:58:46, 2019-06-24
THIS THREAD. Never<Again? https://t.co/7S7GLXLdPL 08:42:13, 2019-06-25

@ThatEricAlper Every band should have Stevie Nicks in it. in reply to ThatEricAlper 16:43:14, 2019-06-15
RT @MicroSFF: "You are the Chosen One, whose task it is-"
"Does it pay?"
"-to… What?"
"This task, is it paid? Or is it for experience, ex… 08:52:25, 2019-06-16
RT @BobRae48: Pierre Trudeau did not create separatism, he fought it with courage and eloquence. His decision to press ahead with the figh… 10:56:36, 2019-06-16
Hey @manitobahydro how come so many outages in Fort Richmond lately? @mboutage 14:01:49, 2019-06-16
RT @davidfrum: If that's not a constitutional crisis, what is? https://t.co/oSjNpI46NZ 18:32:35, 2019-06-16
RT @ThatEricAlper: They'll never get caught. They're on a mission from God.
Today in 1980, The Blues Brothers starring John Belushi & Dan… 18:37:31, 2019-06-16

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